Saturday 8 November 2008

Marketing strategies

Marketing strategies
A Professor was explaining marketing & advertising concepts to the Students : -

1.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him." - That call Advertising

3.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing
 
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:  "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That is Branding
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I   am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.  That's Customer Feedback

7.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's  demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before  you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you  marry me?" and she goes with him - That's Competition eating your market share

9.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.  
That's restriction for entering new markets.

 

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