Thursday, 24 July 2008


There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

a Lion
Lion, a ChimpanzeeMonkey, a GiraffeGiraffe, and a SquirrelSquirrel, who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.

Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.


Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.

Dear Friends,

Duniya Gol Hai:-----Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.!

Duniya Gol Hai..

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Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "koi antim ichcha?"

sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!

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Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...

Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..

Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai...

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Boy to girl:Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg college girls.

Girl:Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls..

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Judge-is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.

Sardar-nahin mai andha hojaunga.

Judge-kan katne se andha kaise hoga?

Sardar-chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga

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Sardarji went to his neighbours house for function & had some snacks.

Sardar: CHAKLI Kitna different & tasty hai!

Neighbr: wo CHAKLI nahi, MOSQUITO COIL hai....

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Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abt u..?

Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?

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