THE BANANA TEST [C1] & Humour

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.
























If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.




Dear Friends,



Duniya Gol Hai:-----Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.!

Duniya Gol Hai..

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Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "koi antim ichcha?"

sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!

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Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...

Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..

Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai...

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Boy to girl:Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg college girls.

Girl:Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls..

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Judge-is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.

Sardar-nahin mai andha hojaunga.

Judge-kan katne se andha kaise hoga?

Sardar-chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga

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Sardarji went to his neighbours house for function & had some snacks.

Sardar: CHAKLI Kitna different & tasty hai!

Neighbr: wo CHAKLI nahi, MOSQUITO COIL hai....

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Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abt u..?

Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?

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list of Mumbai Management Colleges-

Below mentioned is the list of Mumbai Management Colleges-

Management Colleges In Mumbai Name & Address Activity Phone & Email Course offered Seats Alkesh Dinesh Mody Institute of Investment Studies Room No. 137, First Floor, University Main Building, Fort, Mumbai Maharashtra Management Affiliated to University of Mumbai MBA 60 Anjuman -I-Islam's Institute of Management Studies Baduddin Tyabji Marg, Off 92, Dr. D.N. Road, Fort, Mumbai Maharashtra Management Affiliated to Mumbai University MBA 40 B.V. Institute of Management Studies & Research Sector-8, C.B.D., Opp. Konkan Bhawan, New Mumbai, District- Thane Maharashtra Management Affiliated to Mumbai University MMS 60 FR. Conceicao Rodrigues Institute of Management Studies Navi Mumbai, District - Thane, Mumbai Maharashtra Management Affiliated to Mumbai University MBA 40 I.E.S. Management College & Research Centre Mumbai Plot No 791, Shree Krishna Chand Marg, Bandra Reclamation, Bandra (E), Mumbai Maharashtra Management Affiliated to Mumbai University MBA 60 Institute of Management Studies S.N.D.T. Women University, 8th Floor, Patkar Hall Building, 1, Nathibai Thackersay Road, Mumbai Maharashtra Management Affiliated to S.N.D.T. University MMS 60 Institute of Technology & Management 4th Floor, S.I.E.S. College of Commerece & Economics Building, Plot No. 71/72, Sion-Matunga Estate, Mumbai Maharashtra Management PGDBA 60 Jamnalal Bajaj Institute of Management Studies Dadabhai Naoroji House, 164, Buchlay Reclamation Road No. 3, Mumbai Maharashtra Management Affiliated to Mumbai University MFM 120 K.J. Somaiya Institute of Management Studies & Research Vidyanagar, Vidyavihar (East), Mumbai Maharashtra Management Affiliated to Mumbai University MAM 60 Lala Lajpat Rai College of Communication & Economic Lala Lajpat Rai Marg, Mahalaxmi (W), Mumbai Maharashtra Management Affiliated to Mumbai University MMS 60

URL - http://www.indiaedu .com/mumbai/ management- colleges. html

Management Colleges In Mumbai
Name & Address	Activity	Phone & Email	Course offered	Seats
M.E.T. Institute of Management General Arun Kumar Vaidya Chowk, Bandra Reclamation, Bandra (West), Mumbai Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		MMS	90
M.G.M. Institute of Management Studies Research Phase -II, Sector-8, Nerul, New Mumbai, District - Thane Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		MMS	60
Mahatma Education Society Instittue of Management Studies & Research Plot No. 10, Sector-16, New Panvel, Navi Mumbai, District-Raigad Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		MBA	60
Maratha Mandir Babasaheb Gawbe Institute of Management Studies Maratha Mandir Annexure, Dr. A.B. Naik Road, Mumbai © Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		MBA	60
N.Y.S.S.'S Institute of Management Studies Sector-5, CIDCO Colony, Airoli, New Mumbai, District - Thane Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		MMS	60
National Institute of Industrial Engineering Vihar Lake, Mumbai Maharashtra	Management		PGDIM	90
Prin. LNW Institute of Management Development & Research 195, Sion(E) Koliwada Ruia College Hostel Campus, Mumbai Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		PGDBA	60
Rizvi College of Management Studies Rizvi House, Rizvi Complex, Carter Road, Bandra (West) Mumbai Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		MMS	60
S.I.E.S. College of Management Studies Plot No. 1-E, Sector-5, Nerul, Navi Mumbai, District - Thane Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Dr. B.A. Marathwada University		MMS	60
Shri V.P. Kelvani Mandal Narsee Monjee Institute of Management J.V.P.D. Scheme, Vile Parle (W), Mumbai Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		PGDBA	60

Name & Address	Activity	Phone & Email	Course offered	Seats
Srinivasan Education Fdn's. International Institute of Advance Marketing 1, Martin Lui, Sitladevi Road, Mahim (West), Mumbai Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		PGDM	750
Sydnehm Institute of Management Studies & Research & Enterp. Education 'B' Road, Churchgate, Mumbai Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		MMS	60
V.E.S. Institute of Management & Research Sindhi Society, Chembar, Mumbai Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		MMS	60
XAVIER Institute of Management St. XAVIER College Campus, Mahapalika Marg, Dhobitalao, Mumbai Maharashtra	Management		MBA	60

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