Marketing strategies

Marketing strategies

A Professor was explaining marketing & advertising concepts to the Students : -

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That call Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing

 
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:  "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That is Branding

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I   am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.  That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's  demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before  you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you  marry me?" and she goes with him - That's Competition eating your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.   That's restriction for entering new markets.

 

Such were the days............dedicated to all indian tv viewvers

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Remember the good old days

Kya din the woh!!!!.....down the memory lane...... Doordarshan Logo Doordarshan's Screensaver Malgudi Days Dekh Bhai Dekh Ramayan Mile Sur Mera Tumhara Turning Point Bharath Ek Khoj Alif Laila Byomkesh Bakshi Tehkikaat He Man Salma Sultana DD News Reader Vicco turmeric, Nahin cosmetic Vicco turmeric ayurvedic cream Twaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinggggggg Washin powder Nirma, Washing powder Nirma Doodh si safedi, Nirma se aayi Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaaye Complan Boy(Shahid Kapoor) and Girl (Ayesha Takia) Surabhi: Renuka Sahane and Siddharth Then were 'Mungerilal ke hasin sapane' and 'karamchand'...'Vikram Betal', etc. How did one survive growing up in the 70's, 80's and 90's? We had no seatbelts, no airbags and sitting in the back of a truck was a treat… Our baby prams had the most gorgeous lead based colours… No such thing as tamper proof bottle tops… Opening kitchen cupboards was a breeze… as safety locks were unheard off… Cycling was like a breath of fresh air… No safety helmets, knee pads or elbow pads, with plenty of cardboards between spokes to make it sound like a motorbike… When thirsty we only drank tap water, bottled water was still a mystery… We kept busy collecting bits & pieces so we could build all sort of things … and we were fearless on our bikes even when the brakes failed going downhill… We were showing off how tough we are, by how high we could climb trees & then jumping down….It was great fun…. We could stay out to play for hours, as long as we got back before dark, in time for dinner… We walked to school, or sometimes we even rode our bike. We had no mobile phones, but we always managed to find each other…. How? No one knows… We lost teeth, broke arms & legs, we got cuts and bruises and bloody noses…. nobody complained as we had so much fun, it wasn't anybody's fault, only ours We ate everything in sight, cakes, bread, chocolate, ice-cream, sweet sugary drinks, yet, we stayed skinny by fooling around. And if one of us was lucky to find a 1 litre coca cola bottle we all had a swag from it & guess what? Nobody picked up any germs... We did not have Play Stations, MP3, Nintendo's, I-Pods, Video games, 99 Cable TV channels, DVD's, Home Cinema, Mobile phones, Home Computers, Laptops, Chat-rooms, Internet, etc ... BUT, we had REAL FRIENDS!!!! We called on friends to come out to play, never rang the doorbell, just went around the back… We loved being let loose in the big bad world…without bodyguards… We played with sticks and stones, played cowboys and Indians, doctors and nurses, hide and seek, soccer games, over and over again… When we failed our exams we were given a second chance by simply repeating the same grade…without visiting psychiatrists, psychologists or counselors… Such were the days… We had freedom, success, disappointments and responsibilities. ... Most of all, we learned to respect others… Are YOU from that generation?? If that's the case, email this to all your friends from the same era… Maybe this message will help them forget the stress that surrounds us these days….and just for a few moments puts a smile to their faces as they remember what life was really like in the good old days…… HAVE A SUPER DAY! with Golden Days Value!!!!!!!!! Arun kumar Khedia

HAPPY DIWALI

WISH ALL THE READERS OF YOUTHINDIA A VERY HAPPY DIWALI AND A PROSPEROUS AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR.

ARUN KHEDIA

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Interesting Interview Ques.-Answers

In an interview how perception is being judged. Here is the example of it...

Question 1 :
You are driving along in your car on a Wild, stormy night, it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a Bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus :

ü An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

ü An old friend who once saved your life.

ü The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, Knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

ü You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;

ü Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to! Pay him back.

ü However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer? He simply answered :

"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

Question 2 :
What will you do if I run away with your sister?"
The candidate who was selected answered; I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir."

Question 3 :
Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.
Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked.

Question 4 :
Interviewer : He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked that What is before you?


Candidate : Instantly replied "Tea."


He got selected.

You know how and why did he say "TEA" then he knows very well that coffee was kept before.
(Answer: The question was "What is before you =U - alphabet) Reply was "TEA" (T - alphabet) Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet U."

Question 5 :
Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"? People will start thinking of Ayodya, Janaki's place, Lanka etc...

But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna Killing Narakasura. In Dusavataar, Krishnavathaar comes before Raamavathaar. So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali at all!

Question 6 : The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u has kept your files."

Candidate confidently put one of his fingers at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table. Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table, then he answers quickly that sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask.....

And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness.

This is what Interviewer expects from the Interviewee.

THE BANANA TEST [C1] & Humour

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . .. Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.
























If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.




Dear Friends,



Duniya Gol Hai:-----Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.!

Duniya Gol Hai..

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Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "koi antim ichcha?"

sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!

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Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...

Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..

Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai...

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Boy to girl:Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg college girls.

Girl:Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls..

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Judge-is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.

Sardar-nahin mai andha hojaunga.

Judge-kan katne se andha kaise hoga?

Sardar-chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga

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Sardarji went to his neighbours house for function & had some snacks.

Sardar: CHAKLI Kitna different & tasty hai!

Neighbr: wo CHAKLI nahi, MOSQUITO COIL hai....

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Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abt u..?

Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?

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list of Mumbai Management Colleges-

Below mentioned is the list of Mumbai Management Colleges-

Management Colleges In Mumbai Name & Address Activity Phone & Email Course offered Seats Alkesh Dinesh Mody Institute of Investment Studies Room No. 137, First Floor, University Main Building, Fort, Mumbai Maharashtra Management Affiliated to University of Mumbai MBA 60 Anjuman -I-Islam's Institute of Management Studies Baduddin Tyabji Marg, Off 92, Dr. D.N. Road, Fort, Mumbai Maharashtra Management Affiliated to Mumbai University MBA 40 B.V. Institute of Management Studies & Research Sector-8, C.B.D., Opp. Konkan Bhawan, New Mumbai, District- Thane Maharashtra Management Affiliated to Mumbai University MMS 60 FR. Conceicao Rodrigues Institute of Management Studies Navi Mumbai, District - Thane, Mumbai Maharashtra Management Affiliated to Mumbai University MBA 40 I.E.S. Management College & Research Centre Mumbai Plot No 791, Shree Krishna Chand Marg, Bandra Reclamation, Bandra (E), Mumbai Maharashtra Management Affiliated to Mumbai University MBA 60 Institute of Management Studies S.N.D.T. Women University, 8th Floor, Patkar Hall Building, 1, Nathibai Thackersay Road, Mumbai Maharashtra Management Affiliated to S.N.D.T. University MMS 60 Institute of Technology & Management 4th Floor, S.I.E.S. College of Commerece & Economics Building, Plot No. 71/72, Sion-Matunga Estate, Mumbai Maharashtra Management PGDBA 60 Jamnalal Bajaj Institute of Management Studies Dadabhai Naoroji House, 164, Buchlay Reclamation Road No. 3, Mumbai Maharashtra Management Affiliated to Mumbai University MFM 120 K.J. Somaiya Institute of Management Studies & Research Vidyanagar, Vidyavihar (East), Mumbai Maharashtra Management Affiliated to Mumbai University MAM 60 Lala Lajpat Rai College of Communication & Economic Lala Lajpat Rai Marg, Mahalaxmi (W), Mumbai Maharashtra Management Affiliated to Mumbai University MMS 60

URL - http://www.indiaedu .com/mumbai/ management- colleges. html

Management Colleges In Mumbai
Name & Address	Activity	Phone & Email	Course offered	Seats
M.E.T. Institute of Management General Arun Kumar Vaidya Chowk, Bandra Reclamation, Bandra (West), Mumbai Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		MMS	90
M.G.M. Institute of Management Studies Research Phase -II, Sector-8, Nerul, New Mumbai, District - Thane Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		MMS	60
Mahatma Education Society Instittue of Management Studies & Research Plot No. 10, Sector-16, New Panvel, Navi Mumbai, District-Raigad Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		MBA	60
Maratha Mandir Babasaheb Gawbe Institute of Management Studies Maratha Mandir Annexure, Dr. A.B. Naik Road, Mumbai © Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		MBA	60
N.Y.S.S.'S Institute of Management Studies Sector-5, CIDCO Colony, Airoli, New Mumbai, District - Thane Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		MMS	60
National Institute of Industrial Engineering Vihar Lake, Mumbai Maharashtra	Management		PGDIM	90
Prin. LNW Institute of Management Development & Research 195, Sion(E) Koliwada Ruia College Hostel Campus, Mumbai Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		PGDBA	60
Rizvi College of Management Studies Rizvi House, Rizvi Complex, Carter Road, Bandra (West) Mumbai Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		MMS	60
S.I.E.S. College of Management Studies Plot No. 1-E, Sector-5, Nerul, Navi Mumbai, District - Thane Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Dr. B.A. Marathwada University		MMS	60
Shri V.P. Kelvani Mandal Narsee Monjee Institute of Management J.V.P.D. Scheme, Vile Parle (W), Mumbai Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		PGDBA	60

Name & Address	Activity	Phone & Email	Course offered	Seats
Srinivasan Education Fdn's. International Institute of Advance Marketing 1, Martin Lui, Sitladevi Road, Mahim (West), Mumbai Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		PGDM	750
Sydnehm Institute of Management Studies & Research & Enterp. Education 'B' Road, Churchgate, Mumbai Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		MMS	60
V.E.S. Institute of Management & Research Sindhi Society, Chembar, Mumbai Maharashtra	Management Affiliated to Mumbai University		MMS	60
XAVIER Institute of Management St. XAVIER College Campus, Mahapalika Marg, Dhobitalao, Mumbai Maharashtra	Management		MBA	60